Only in Scotland by Ed

  • Three Scots die each year testing if a nine volt battery works on their tongue
  • 142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
  • 58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knifes as screwdrivers
  • 31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering Christmas trees while the fairy lights were on
  • 19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that all Christmas decorations were made of chocolate
  • Scottish hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents
  • 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of there feet
  • 19 Scots have had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumpers with a lit cigarette in there mouths
  • A massive 543 Scots were admitted into A&E in the last two years after opening beer bottles with their teeth
  • 5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars
  • In 2000 80 Scots cracked there skulls while throwing up into the toilet