The Cheek! by Rose

Jack just walked through to the office while I was trying to get through my email.

He had a rugby ball stuffed up his t–shirt and was saying blah blah blah, my name is Mummy, feel my baby while rubbing his tummy.

He then turned round and said look, there’s Santa! made a noise like he was trying to push something out and dropped the rugby ball to the ground, and exclaimed look, my baby is here!

All this was done in a high pitched, allegedly lady voice.

Three guesses where that one came from.