Dear US–based–recruitment–person by Ed

@ San Francisco
Scottish Dad from So I Married an Axe Murderer (played by Mike Myers)
Scottish Dad from So I Married an Axe Murderer (played by Mike Myers)

Dear US–based–recruitment–person

Thank for your (email / phone call / Linkedin message). I moved to the Bay Area from Scotland on an H1–B Visa, and am happily working with P‚ú™PSUGAR Healthline so I am not in the market for for the (job / role / position/ contract) you have contacted me about.

Thanks so much for your message and interest but I am perfectly fine at the moment. Good luck filling your position.

Cheers

E.